All Quiet on the Home Front

It has been a quiet few days here at home, well on my behalf anyway!  I have completely lost my voice!!
All I have is a little whisper and that is if I really really force it.

And my Evil Blonde does not get what it means for me to have lost my voice.

An example of a conversation from the last few days...
EB: (from the kitchen) Mummy

Me: (whispers) yes

EB: (from the kitchen) MUMMY

Me: (whispers) yes

EB: (from the kitchen) MUMMY!!!!

Me: (whispers) yes


EB stomps into lounge... MUM! Why are you ignoring me??

Me: (Sarcastic look)

EB: Can I have a snack?

Me: (nods head) as EB walks back to the kitchen

EB: What can I have? (as she rummages through cupboard0

Me: (more silence)

EB: MUM!! What can I have??

Me: (silence)

EB: (Stomping back to lounge) MUM!!!!!

This went back and forth for at least 10 minutes until we could finally agree on something suitable.  After having 2 days like this I would have thought we could have learnt something by now :(

Please let me have found my voice by the morning ;)